Big Bucket
of Chowder
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Public notice / Case BB-001

Big Bucket of Chowder

The bucket exists. The chowder exists. Explanations have been suspended pending review.

An overflowing white bucket filled with very thick chowder

Review the evidence

Internal incident report / 001

The domain was available. This is what happened next.

5 GAL

Declared bucket capacity

Contents appear to have exceeded posted limits before photography began.

Risk assessment
Ongoing

Nobody volunteered.

Useful context
Withheld

By whom remains unclear.

Items recovered at the scene

Chain of custody was lost immediately.

Evidence 01 / 03

Traffic cone

Arrived after the incident. Has taken credit for containment.

Evidence 02 / 03

Itemized receipt

Proof that money changed hands and judgment did not.

Evidence 03 / 03

Chair, “Dale”

Declined comment. Retained counsel.

Recorded statement / unverified

The bucket would like to clarify.

“No.”

Expense report / denied

Accounting saw everything.

Every bad decision leaves paperwork. This one also left a stain.

Incident Charges

Location redacted
Case BB-001

Bucket, industrial$14.00
Chowder, unsupervised$29.00
Emergency ladle$8.00
Cleanup estimatePending
Legal consultationDeclined

TotalIrreversible

Payment received. Judgment pending.

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